l-o-l-w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r:

-uhhleeseeuhh:

I heard your shoes are too big, is that true?

how can people actually hate him

THE SECOND ONE

HE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

(via tibsblackthorn)

therothwoman:

30secondstomarshmallow:

redskiesoverparadise:

filthymitts:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

oh my god rob

(via thewynne)

Look guys! I’m in a magazine

Look guys! I’m in a magazine

Anonymous said: Hey, you were featured in Candy Magazine Philippines; March 2013. "We promise you won't stop laughing and smirking at all the posts chronicling Robert Pattiston's humorous outlook on his career and life [...] thanks to countless photos and GIFS of his funniest quotes!"

Wow! Thanks so much!

bonnieblue92:

True story.

(via tresmauvais)

Robert Pattinson hates Twilight, his fans, and a lot of other things. But mostly, he hates his life.




This is a blog celebrating that.

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