Happy 27th birthday, Robert Pattinson!
“Thank you to my parents for conceiving me.”
(via oh-charmer)
I heard your shoes are too big, is that true?
how can people actually hate him
THE SECOND ONE
HE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
(via clarastardis)
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Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.
oh my god rob
(via thewynne)